SARAH THE VAMPIRE WAS LONG IN THE TOOTH

Sarah the vampire had fangs way too long,
They drug on the floor and that was just wrong,
So, to get a repair,
She found a dentist with flair,
He filed down Sarah's fangs for a song.

JENNY THE VAMPIRE

Jenny the vampire liked to play the trombone,
But, her fangs were so large that she made a strange tone,
Jenny was banned from the band,
In short, she was canned,
Now, she makes her strange tone all alone.

BENNY VAMPIRE'S FANGS

Benny's Vampire fangs grew out of his ears,
Trying to eat diner brings poor Benny to tears,
It is awkward and uncouth,
To try to sup with one tooth,
While, the other flays as onlookers shout jeers.