I HAD A PET VAMPIRE

I had a pet vampire I kept on a chain,
But, it slipped out of it's collar and stuck it's fangs in my brain,
And, oh boy did that hurt,
Then, I took a nap in the dirt,
I awoke a vampire and I feel no more pain.

FREDDIE THE VAMPIRE TAKES A WALK AFTER DINING

Freddie the vampire stood beneath the full moon,
He had just finished dining and whistled this tune,
"I am full of content,
From both a lady and  gent,
I doubt I'll be hungry real soon."

SARAH THE VAMPIRE WAS LONG IN THE TOOTH

Sarah the vampire had fangs way too long,
They drug on the floor and that was just wrong,
So, to get a repair,
She found a dentist with flair,
He filed down Sarah's fangs for a song.

JENNY THE VAMPIRE

Jenny the vampire liked to play the trombone,
But, her fangs were so large that she made a strange tone,
Jenny was banned from the band,
In short, she was canned,
Now, she makes her strange tone all alone.

BENNY VAMPIRE'S FANGS

Benny's Vampire fangs grew out of his ears,
Trying to eat diner brings poor Benny to tears,
It is awkward and uncouth,
To try to sup with one tooth,
While, the other flays as onlookers shout jeers.